Hold up on that blue haired buffet, we need a quick powwow with the shoot eating panda:
β’ A woman, without her man, is nothing.
β’ A woman, without her, man eats with his hands, plays poker with his friends, kickstands his Harley in the den, and leaves the toilet seat up.
See what a difference a dinky comma makes?
But Gov Ed’s warehouses have long since given up on gramma’s Grammar, real Math and honest History; and instead release looters and statue-topplers with groovy vibes about their ignorance. A mediocre but fully funded future awaits them in some acronymβd bureaucracy, possibly the highway dept.
Some ancient texts were also a little light on punctuation (and vowels), giving those quill and scroll scribes and your thumbsy tweenage daughter something more in common than just funky footwear.
God am I that know and still be. Psalm 46:10
Biblical Hebrew was also written backward, and who knows what they would have done with a comma had they done had one.
But just the same, the comma is there today, pencil’d-in by prescient English translators to rein-in run-on manuscripts; and found in the most common and widely held Biblical renditions:
KJV
ESV
NIV and, of course…
The BQE
Yo, like relax dude, I am the π ππ.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β via The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway
And it matters. Black punctuation matters. Because conjunctions and punctuation are not interchangeable, and are as equally essential as they are equally unequal.
So, whatβs the difference between a comma and grandma’s cat? Well…
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause
And grandma’s cat eats, sleeps, and poops wherever he wants
…kinda like conjunctions and quite unlike commas – the steak and eggs of clear thought and concise meaning.
Because ππ¬ππ₯π¦ ππ:ππ is not: ππ π¬ππ’π₯π₯ ππ§π π€π§π¨π° ππ‘ππ π ππ¦ ππ¨π.
But rather: ππ π¬ππ’π₯π₯,
Be still… comma. Pause – wait here. Take a moment before moving on, because this is important.
… and personal. Replace the comma with your name: Be still ________ .
Listen, your first reaction was probably more an over-reaction than a course of action. So, before you dial up those gossipy ladies of the back pew prayer chain, just stop. And in the solace of bended knee, think on this:
God already knew what the problem was and knew what the answer was before you even knew there was a problem. So..?
Calm yourself
Take a deep breath
…ππ§π π€π§π¨π° ππ‘ππ π ππ ππ¨π.
Now let’s eat, grandma.
Level Ground
Thereβs a baggage check at the altar. Come as you are. Donβt leave the way you came.
Sonrise
This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice
and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24