Hold up on that blue haired buffet, we need a quick powwow with the shoot eating panda:
๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง, ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐ฆ๐๐ง, ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ .
๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง, ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ซ, ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ฌ, ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ฌ, ๐ค๐ข๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ง, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ญ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฉ.
See what a difference a little comma makes?
But government warehouses long ago gave-up on teaching competent English (actual Math and honest History…) and instead graduate looters and statue-topplers with good vibes about their ignorance. A mediocre but fully funded future awaits them in some acronymโd bureaucracy, possibly the highway dept:Some ancient texts were also a little light on punctuation (and vowels), giving those quill and scroll scribes and your thumbsy teenage daughter something more in common than just funky footwear:
๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐. ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐:๐๐
Biblical Hebrew was also written backward, and who knows what they would have done with a comma had they had one.
Just the same, the comma is there (or should be) – it exists! put there by prescient English translators to clarify the murky manuscript, and found in most common and widely held Biblical versions:
KJV
NAS
ESV and, of course…
The BQE
Yo, like relax dude, I am the ๐ ๐๐.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway
And it matters. Black punctuation matters. Because conjunctions and punctuation are not interchangeable, but they are as equally essential as they are distinct.
So, whatโs the difference between a comma and grandma’s cat? Well…
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause
And grandma’s cat eats, sleeps, and poops whenever he wants
…kinda like conjunctions, but unlike commas, which are the steak and eggs of clear thought and concise meaning.
Because ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐๐:๐๐ is not: ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐.
But rather: ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ,
Comma: Pause. Wait here. Take a moment to reflect before moving on.
Your first reaction is probably more an over-reaction than a course of action. So, before you dial up those gossipy ladies of the back pew prayer chain, just stop. And in the solace of bended knee, think on this:
I knew what the problem was and knew what the answer was before you even knew there was a problem. So..?
Calm yourself
Take out the earbuds and…
Listen
…๐๐ง๐ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐จ๐.
Now let’s eat, grandma.
Level Ground
Thereโs a baggage check at the altar. Come as you are. Donโt leave the way you came.
Sonrise
This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice
and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24