And The Winner Is…!
♪ There she is, Miss America 2.0!
There she is, your ideal!
With so many beauties,
she took the town by storm,
with her all-American face and uhhh… form!
♪ Well… there she is!
Walking on air, she is!
Fairest of the fair, she is!
There she is – Miss America 2.0!
Score: 100 (lbs of manure left on-stage)
More… Miss America 2.0
Miss Hooters was disqualified and promptly escorted from the premises for her rendition of Paula Cole’s Where Have All the Cowboys Gone.
Mary Ann was voted: Most Favorite Gal to be Shipwrecked With. Measurements: (Would be fun to find out).
Mrs. Charming issued a decree for a Royal Ball with a command performance by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Heart stoppers: Lee Majors, Bruce Boxleitner, John Forsythe. Dark horse trifecta: Farrah to Win, Jacklyn to Place, Kate to Show.