And The Winner Is…!

♪ There she is, Miss America 2.0!
There she is, your ideal!
The dream of a million girls,
who are more than pretty,
can come true in Atlantic City!
For she may turn out to be the Queen of femininity!

♪ There she is, Miss America 2.0!
There she is, your ideal!
With so many beauties,
she took the town by storm,
with her all-American face and uhhh… form!

♪ Well… there she is!
Walking on air, she is!
Fairest of the fair, she is!
There she is – Miss America 2.0!

Score: 100 (lbs of manure left on-stage)

More… Miss America 2.0

Talent Night
Miss Hooters was disqualified and promptly escorted from the premises for her rendition of Paula Cole’s Where Have All the Cowboys Gone.

Pantsuit Competition
Mary Ann was voted: Most Favorite Gal to be Shipwrecked With. Measurements: (Would be fun to find out).

Getting Woke
Mrs. Charming issued a decree for a Royal Ball with a command performance by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

The Sisterhood
Heart stoppers: Lee Majors, Bruce Boxleitner, John Forsythe. Dark horse trifecta: Farrah to Win, Jacklyn to Place, Kate to Show.