Miss America 2.0: And the Winner Is…!

♪ There she is, Miss America 2.0!
There she is, your ideal!
The dream of a million girls,
who are more than pretty,
can come true in Atlantic City!
For she may turn out to be the Queen of femininity!

♪ There she is, Miss America 2.0!
There she is, your ideal!
With so many beauties,
she took the town by storm,
with her all-American face and form!

♪ And there she is!
Walking on air, she is!
Fairest of the fair, she is!
There she is – Miss America 2.0!

Score: 100 (lbs of manure left on-stage)


Miss America 2.0: Talent Night
Miss Hooters was disqualified and promptly escorted from the premises.

Miss America 2.0: Pantsuit Competition
Mary Ann was voted: Most Favorite Gal to be Shipwrecked With.

Miss America 2.0: Getting Woke
Pajama Boy roasted weenies.

Miss America 2.0: Sisterhood
The Angels are as accomplished as they are beautiful.