Score: 2 (dress size)
Miss Bedrock married her man and took his name before having his baby. Yeah, I know, right? Like… what was she thinking?
Score: 0 (hubby wins argument)
Miss Barbie drew wide-spread praise for never having married her boy-toy, Ken.
Score: 50+ (years in production)
Miss Castaway lost points for remaining faithful to her very distant fiancé, even though he’d never find out and probably didn’t exist anyway.
Score: 3 (seasons on the Island)
Cinderella left her ugly step-sisters and step-mother behind to marry Mr. Charming, move into his castle, and live happily ever after.
How can it get any worse than this?
Score: 0 (Academy Awards)
Next Week: Miss America 2.0: And the Winner Is…!
Miss America 2.0: Talent Night
Miss Hooters was disqualified and promptly escorted from the premises.
Miss America 2.0: Pantsuit Competition
Mary Ann was voted: Most Favorite Gal to be Shipwrecked With.
Miss America 2.0: Getting Woke
Pajama Boy roasted weenies.