LIBERALISM:
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
SOCIALISM:
The government takes both and gives you back the milk.
FASCISM:
The government takes both, milks one, and sells you the milk.
NAZISM:
The government takes both, milks one, and shoots the other.
COMMUNISM:
The government takes both, milks one, and shoots you.
CAPITALISM:
You sell one and buy a bull.
If You Have Two Nonbinary Bovines…
Chrissy the lanky giraffe and Janet the uptight zebra move-in together with an effeminate chimp named Jack.
Ten Commandments
IV. Honor thy Father and thy Father’s boyfriend, thy Mother and her gender nonspecific significant other, Mother Earth… .