All I Need to Know about Life

…I learned at Kindergarten the Range:

1. Safety first.
2. Be careful what you point at.
3. Armed neighbors are polite neighbors.
4. Gun-metal gray is a cool color. Brass is hot.
5. Some numbers are big. Others are just really loud.
6. Stay inside the lines. The lines are our friends.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, fire, fire again.
8. Share. Conserve. Recycle.
9. Respect all. Fear none.
10. Even when you can’t hear what someone is saying, smile and nod politely.