All I need to know about…

Kindergarten, I learned at the Range:

Safety first. Second chances are rare. Life is not a video game. It’s more like a box of cereal.

Don’t point. Someone might point back with something bigger.

Gun-metal gray is a cool color. Brass is hot.

Some numbers are big. Others are just really loud.

Stay inside the lines. The lines are our friends.

Plastic blocks are for kids. Steel is real.

Buddy up. Walkin’ After Midnight is a lovely country tune, but take along a couple of friends, like… Smith & Wesson.

Respect all. Fear none.

Be courteous. Even if you can’t hear what someone is saying, smile and nod politely.

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Unload and purée one Glock ® ™ in a blender; model and caliber according to taste. Substitute any striker-fired polymer.

At Lexington and Concord
Be careful what you wish for. People vote themselves into Socialism, but they have to shoot their way out.