R is for Redskins

Not for rose. But what’s in a name?

F is for F word. Not F word, the F word… the unmentionable F word. But in place of the F word… the actual F word, F word is used… that is, the letter F followed by word. So that when the F word is used… not the F word, just F word, the F word is understood and no one is offended.

N is for N word.  Which must be more offensive than the F word, because the N word… not N word, the unpardonable N word, cannot be spoken of, or sung. Unless you’re a rapper. So like little children, the N word… the actual N word, must be referenced by N word, because snowflakes might melt.

But the N word is still the N word. For if a word, any word, is nothing but a combination of letters referencing some place, thing, or idea, then the N word… not the real N word, just N word, is just as offensive as the N word… the actual N word. That is to say, N word and the N word are one and the same. But what’s in a name?

In an attempt to banish an idea, the intolerant banish the word referencing the idea… in the name of tolerance. Yet the idea remains.

Juliet had it right. The Redskins by any other name will still be the Redskins. And will still be smelly.


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